toyfangs: the snacks the Latinos at work keep feeding me are ruining my palate. All i want is hot sauce and lime all over everything.
I know I'm too drunk...
when I get on OKCupid and message random gays with ramblings and shit.
is the best when i’m drunk. i just listened to towers. he says drunk.
so much shit
happens in my neighborhood. i love it.
sawebee asked: Oh, hey boo. Listening to our girl JNews. Made me think of yoooooou.
toocooltobehipster: lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!”
vondell-swain: beyonce, shame on you beytwice, shame on me
tumbleweed: My Disney’s "The Muppets” Review... →
muppoet: I am a monster of a Muppet fan. After so much hype, I am relieved to have finally seen Disney’s The Muppets. In the new movie the character Walter was created to personify (or Muppify) me, and many others, as fans. The parts of the film that center around Walter are fairly endearing, but…