January 2012
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i should probably get out of bed and go start my...
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How to explain sexuality to kids
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I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses I would get plastic surgery if it were...
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I’m laying in bed with a bottle of cab sav...
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Finally started playing my violin again. Brought...
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I'm so obsessed with Rilo Kiley and Riskay right...
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pot ledom, we roll! whatcha doing tubby lil cubby?
i talk to my roommate via tumblr some times.
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Hahahahahhahaha OLIVE GARDEN.
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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