#drunkbooth: I know he's not my soulmate lmao
#soberbooth: You need someone intellectually challenging.
#drunkbooth: I just want someone to cuddle and kiss really
#drunkbooth: And yeah, I know
#soberbooth: You whore.
Sam: I wish not a fuck was given.
Sam: But I give so many fucks.
Chris: Stop giving fucks.
At The Bar On Friday With My Lil' Brother
Jake: You know? You're in New York now.
Sam: Yeah. It's crazy.
Jake: You're in this awesome city.
Jake: Surrounded by awesome people.
Jake: With awesome bars.
Jake: And awesome food.
Jake: In an awesome neighborhood.
Sam: Where I can sit around and soak up everyone's awesomeness?
We inadvertently quote Mean Girls.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.– Jeff Mangum’s response to an audience member who asked if he had ever played the Neutral Milk Hotel video game that involves Mangum going back in time and killing Hitler at a Baltimore show last night. (via pitchfork)
Blowjobs Solve Everything
Sam: That would've solved everything.
Jordan: Oh hush
Jordan: I want this to actually progress right!
Jordan: And like start as friends and then gradually get on him
Sam: Oh yeah. I forgot you're drunk.
Sam: Gradually get on him.
Chris: Yeah, but when am I ever nice?
Chris: Let's be real here.
Sam: Can be.
Chris: The capacity doesn't enable it full time.
Chris: Less and less people striving for my approval these days, ego at a loss.
Sam: You mean, me moving and not being able to ask for your approval.
Joanna Newsom: I’m throwing a big surprise birthday party for my parents tomorrow, and got it into my mind I needed certain things, but for some reason it was ten times busier than usual at the grocery store. I was standing in that line, looking at my cell phone. Damn it, damn it! Ha ha. So… do you still live in Nevada City? Yeah. What’s it like there? You’re close to Reno? It’s not terribly...
The inability to accept other races or to give other races opportunities is a...
sawebee asked: YOU PLAYING JOANNA! Holy fuck. I'm dying. Be my friend forever and ever and ever? So presh.
LISTENING TO JOANNA NEWSOM*.
fishsticksandcustard: Me too! Sawdust & Diamonds mother fucker.
Meagan: I AM SO EXCITED FOR MY MAJOR
Meagan: I'm looking at all of the classes I can take and I am literally jizzing my pants
Meagan: OREGON WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER
Meagan: Gender and International Development
Meagan: Indigenous Cultural Survival
Meagan: PPPM 445 Green Cities
Sam: INDIGENOUS CULTURAL SURVIVAL.
Sam: This is right up your butt hole.
Meagan: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Yerr a wizard, Harry.
Chris: Why you appearin' offline?
Sam: Forgot to change it back.
Chris: Why did you do it in the first place?
Sam: I don't know...
Sam: I like to be invisible.
Sam: Makes me feel like a wizard.
I don’t wanna see no flaccid dick.
Sam: Hold on.
Sam: I'm drunk.
Sam: And reading some blog about hipsters.
Sam: And grinding on some gay men.
"Chris Manwaring is not surprised."
Sam: Blogging this.
I’ve spent every day for the past two months Googling “good intentions paving company music video.” FML. When?!
Sam: You think I should say something?
Sam: Or should I save some of my pride.
Sam: What little I have left.
Sam: That's from a movie or something. But I don't remember which one.
Sam: It's from Glee.
Sam: Nice. What's her name?
Chris: That is the odd part of it all. And you'll have a laugh no doubt.
Chris: But "Bettymaya." I shit you not.
Chris: I kept telling my coworker, the hell am I supposed to do with that.
Sam: No wonder she's single.
Chris: Ha ha. I'll give it a chance.
Chris: I can overcome a name.
Sam: That'll be easy to Facebook.
Chris: Oh don't be a dick.
Sam: What's her last name?
Chris: Zero clue, I talked with her for like 2 mins, got her number and got the hell out of dodge.
Chris: You know me I'm hella awkward.
Sam: Well, if Facebook is right, her last name is Foott. Yeah. With two t's.
Sam: Bettymaya Foott.
Chris: Damn, she lost that name lotto.
Chris: Asked a girl out today. Worked a six hour shift. Not much else.
Chris: Some girl at the pool. Worked up the nerve after 3 weeks.
Sam: What did she say? You'd really been watching her for that long?
Chris: I mean she was in the kayaking class, so it was my job to watch her. Make sure she didn't drown and all.
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