January 2012
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WatchGetting all nostalgic. One of my favourite scenes from Rules of Attraction.
Chinese New Year At Work
Bing: Does anyone know Jason number
Cindy: +1 (347) 571 - ****
Jason: Gong xi fa cai
Cindy: Gong hay fat choy!
Anne-Marie: Happy new year!!!!!!
Bing: Happy new year!
Omi: Happy new year to all
Lara: Oi oi happy new year guyzzz
Lara: Anyone going to the parade?
Anne-Marie: When is it
Lara: I dunno...I'm actually pretty tired. I probs won't go.
Bing: maybe I will go, but when is it
Lara: I don't know
Erin: It was 11:30 to 4pm. You all missed it.
Bing: .......wahaha
Grace: Lmao. Fail.
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Valentine's Day 2009
Victoria: Oh my god. We are just getting wasted now arent we.
Me: I know! Its not even 1pm yet. We should hold back a bit.
Victoria: Eh, who are we kidding ourselves?
Two days later...
Me: You still feeling shitty?
Two years later, Laura realizes...
Laura: Lets say, I listened to Joanna Newsom again and kinda of liked her. WHAT ALBUM SHOULD I BUY.
Me: It depends what song you heard.
Laura: clam crab cockle cowrie
Me: Have One On Me is debatably the most accessible. Ys is the most classically influenced. Very dense. And Milk-Eyed Mender is where her voice is the oddest, which is the one that that song is off of.
Laura: So i would probably like have one on me most?
Me: Ehhhhh. It's a hit or miss. But I would say yes, you should try it. If not. Then maybe the first one. If not, then you just hate her.
Laura: wait. Have one on me is so beautiful. DO NOT RUB THIS IN MY FACE, SAM LINDEMAN, YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG
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My parents took my spoiled tween ass 2 a katy... →
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@ Whole Foods, coffee bar
actuallyimjustalesbian:
“Sir! What can I get for you?” “Medium americano please”
Total silence, except for the sound of espresso machine. 5 minutes later, I have my coffee and I say thank you. And immense amount of chuckling is heard behind register as soon as I leave.
My first job in fast food -
Old married couple walks in. “Hi. What can I get for you two?” “Two...
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Talk to me.
That’s all!
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SURFER BLOOD IS STAYING AT MY APARTMENT
salubriousextrications:
dontdrinkthetarwater:
I was told I have to hide my lady boner, so imma freak on all my social websites instead.
Jealous! You probably get back stage access and everything, enjoy lady!
talking about pottermore on omegle
stranger: im kinda afraid ill end up a hufflepuff becuase i always end up a hufflepuff
me: well that's not so bad, nothing wrong with hufflepuffs
stranger: i know i wanna be a gryfondir though because they're bs or a ravenclawe
me: if you can't spell the house names, you can't be in them
me: especially ravenclaw, if you can't spell ravenclaw you can't be in it
Racist Queers
Just Because You Belong to Another Minority Group Doesn’t Mean You’re Not Racist
by SOLOMON GEORGIO
Yes, being gay makes you an oppressed minority. Now that we have that established, I would like to point out that you are white. This may seem confusing for you, but you have a dual life. You’re a minority who also enjoys white privilege. I know this is a lot to take in, and I...
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Payroll is ready at work.
Manh: Payroll is rdy my demon children spawn
Omi: Ha ha ha love it
Santiago: We all definitely ganged up for that
Sophia: Cha ching
Jamie: Demon children haaahaha wonder what your are manh mojojojo
Me: God dammit. I'm gonna be getting texts in this convo all night.
Grace: Haha what Sam said.
Erin: Yeah here's another...
Bing: Hey Stop fooling around
Omi: Sam you should be happy it looks like your popular something your not used to
Me: I'm sorry. I don't know a lot of people that chavs associate with...
Anne-Marie: Bowchicawowo
Feng: :(((( come on guys, I was falling sleeppppppp!!!! first time my msg tone keep ringing, sigh^^
Santiago: Go to sleep go to sleep, go to sleep little baby
Manh: You guys ever had a homeless man touch you. Anne marie and I did. It was quite a spectacular moment
Omi: One spat in my eye. beat that
Me: I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Lara: Wait I'm drunk. You're talking too fast!!
Erin: Yes I king fued him because I was scared.
Kristene: The homeless guy loves you more.
Santiago: King fued?
Erin: Kung fu-ed
Lara: NO
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Chris: I'm out laters.
Sam: okay...
Sam: byeeeeeee.
Two hours later...
Chris: Derp
Chris: Right where I left you
Sam: obv.
Sam: just tumbling drinking ovaltine.
